tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-56780598386051586682024-03-07T23:23:24.072-05:00twitMonster Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15449773587845409600noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678059838605158668.post-32691377716602221682012-05-11T21:51:00.000-04:002012-05-12T21:27:10.393-04:00Mother's Day<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Happy Mother's Day! We're on a brief hiatus as we revamp the strip, but here's a sneak peek at the new and improved Twit. We'll be back to a regular schedule soon, but in the meantime we'd love to hear what you think.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678059838605158668.post-45468030699023874452012-04-25T13:39:00.002-04:002012-04-25T13:43:13.346-04:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678059838605158668.post-25212606109609233392012-04-17T10:21:00.000-04:002012-04-17T10:21:21.676-04:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-bBVVRalisWo/T1YervihvDI/AAAAAAAABwE/0S-LLUez6cQ/s1600/Twit-2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-bBVVRalisWo/T1YervihvDI/AAAAAAAABwE/0S-LLUez6cQ/s400/Twit-2.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>Me: How'd you scratch your face? </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>4YO: A arr pirate did it! </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>Me: I don't believe you. </b></span></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>4YO: Maybe it was Catman then.</b></span></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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On an iPad! In bed! </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>Tell my thirteen year old self not to worry about nuclear war! </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>The future is awesome!</b></span></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678059838605158668.post-73603349874991438992012-03-21T07:53:00.001-04:002012-03-22T14:55:25.632-04:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-yjh97Eii_Us/T2nA6i0zCZI/AAAAAAAABww/LWtmNp4XgTc/s1600/securedownload-5.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-yjh97Eii_Us/T2nA6i0zCZI/AAAAAAAABww/LWtmNp4XgTc/s400/securedownload-5.jpeg" width="400" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>Me: Mjolnir. </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>4YO: Mm... mu... mull...</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>Me: Myul-near.</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>4YO: Mm... mull... mall...</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>Me: MM-YUL-NEEAR </b></span></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>4YO: I'm just going to say Thor hammer.</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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It's got all four food groups. </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>Still, let's not tell his mother. #shh</b></span></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678059838605158668.post-19472841959588292022012-02-28T18:01:00.000-05:002012-02-28T18:01:48.606-05:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-acX00tt4xZc/T01cf5tILCI/AAAAAAAABvk/gKQH_AQHuMU/s1600/securedownload-3.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-acX00tt4xZc/T01cf5tILCI/AAAAAAAABvk/gKQH_AQHuMU/s400/securedownload-3.jpeg" width="400" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>What did parents do before the Dust Buster and other hand vacuums? </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>I mean... how'd they clean the babies? #makesyouwonde</b></span>r</div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678059838605158668.post-46259975304111599492012-02-21T09:44:00.000-05:002012-02-21T09:44:25.852-05:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YGqQprsn0Ak/T0OtgrDC10I/AAAAAAAABvY/7rvWzroHxLg/s1600/securedownload.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YGqQprsn0Ak/T0OtgrDC10I/AAAAAAAABvY/7rvWzroHxLg/s400/securedownload.jpeg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #454545;"><b id="yiv1228092818internal-source-marker_0.628272125730291"><span style="color: #222222; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">3YO: I'm full. </span></span></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #454545;"><b><span style="color: #222222; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Me: No room for dessert? </span></span></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #454545;"><b><span style="color: #222222; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">3YO: I'm full of my lunch! Not dessert! </span></span></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #454545;"><b><span style="color: #222222; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">#duhdad</span></span></b></span></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678059838605158668.post-10576694805893742752012-02-12T14:10:00.000-05:002012-02-12T14:10:02.660-05:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-43lY4_oXENA/TzgOBgKrq7I/AAAAAAAABvI/edVQAQXBU4w/s1600/Twit!%23Toes.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-43lY4_oXENA/TzgOBgKrq7I/AAAAAAAABvI/edVQAQXBU4w/s400/Twit!%23Toes.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>Watching the baby chewing on his toes </b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>and wondering </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>if I can even touch my toes anymore...</b></span></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678059838605158668.post-60406029161355489322012-02-05T10:41:00.000-05:002012-02-05T10:41:45.650-05:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9UEyKmSC0vk/Tx0OWn_CVBI/AAAAAAAABu8/qHrJ9PQNSps/s1600/Twit%2521Bank.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9UEyKmSC0vk/Tx0OWn_CVBI/AAAAAAAABu8/qHrJ9PQNSps/s400/Twit%2521Bank.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>Wow. That was the first time I actually went inside </b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>the </b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>bank </b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>this year. </b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>Couldn't find the teller's trackpad </b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>so I just... </b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>spoke to her!</b></span></div><div><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>Two different people have asked me to FAX </b></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>them something today. </b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>Seriously, guys? </b></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>Do you want me to program your VCR while I'm at it?</b></span></div>
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<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6Pp5KkzWANI/Tx0MLNMhPBI/AAAAAAAABus/pqSSFGSiCsY/s1600/Twit%2521NipplesandRings.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6Pp5KkzWANI/Tx0MLNMhPBI/AAAAAAAABus/pqSSFGSiCsY/s400/Twit%2521NipplesandRings.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #454545;"><b id="yiv1178710324internal-source-marker_0.007872268091887236"><span style="color: #222222; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">It's hot when my wife talks about nipples and rings...</span></span></b></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #454545;"><b><span style="color: #222222; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">until I remember she's referring to baby bottles.</span></span></b></span></div>
<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678059838605158668.post-72132097660936993142012-01-15T15:35:00.001-05:002012-01-15T15:35:45.876-05:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-rtvBSbM3DI0/TxM4b3izc1I/AAAAAAAABuQ/1blvkmd436k/s1600/securedownload-2.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-rtvBSbM3DI0/TxM4b3izc1I/AAAAAAAABuQ/1blvkmd436k/s400/securedownload-2.jpeg" width="400" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #454545;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>This baby smells like an open bag of Cheetos.</b></span></span></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678059838605158668.post-47887940670008898032012-01-08T16:30:00.000-05:002012-01-08T16:30:13.460-05:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3_J0Q_iSONY/TwoKwsxR4aI/AAAAAAAABto/u6XsyX7GI7I/s1600/securedownload-1.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3_J0Q_iSONY/TwoKwsxR4aI/AAAAAAAABto/u6XsyX7GI7I/s400/securedownload-1.jpeg" width="400" /></a></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>Talking money with a new artist for an indy comic </b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>is like </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>getting naked in front of someone for the first time. </b></span></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>I don't want to disappoint.</b></span></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678059838605158668.post-19286138946801827502012-01-01T17:18:00.000-05:002012-01-01T17:18:19.431-05:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Lndeba20VqE/Tvz0KZvjyJI/AAAAAAAABoI/MjApgGnBsZI/s1600/securedownload-2.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Lndeba20VqE/Tvz0KZvjyJI/AAAAAAAABoI/MjApgGnBsZI/s400/securedownload-2.jpeg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #454545; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>Plans to ring in the New Year at the Toronto Zoo may be </b></span></div><div style="color: #454545; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>dashed by rain. </b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>Need to </b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>come up with a kid friendly Plan B.</b></span></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678059838605158668.post-90444132419081958262011-12-25T14:51:00.000-05:002011-12-25T15:58:10.748-05:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-dLIDG9jHmq4/Tt2EtsFSCDI/AAAAAAAABnM/TVX0zOhkko8/s1600/securedownload.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-dLIDG9jHmq4/Tt2EtsFSCDI/AAAAAAAABnM/TVX0zOhkko8/s400/securedownload.jpeg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>3YO: Can I get a robot for Christmas?</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>Me: Maybe if you're good.</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>3YO: And if I'm bad?</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Me: You get a rock.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> </span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>3YO: For my collection! </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>#backfire</b></span></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678059838605158668.post-82952951618160841482011-12-18T08:34:00.000-05:002011-12-18T08:34:21.429-05:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tDKGofTlo7E/Tt2GY1nwyaI/AAAAAAAABnc/Cbj53LrMyJs/s1600/securedownload-1.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tDKGofTlo7E/Tt2GY1nwyaI/AAAAAAAABnc/Cbj53LrMyJs/s400/securedownload-1.jpeg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>My wife and I are ordering each others' Christmas present online. </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>O. Henry would be so disappointed.</b></span></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678059838605158668.post-47796590732193849902011-12-11T12:00:00.000-05:002011-12-11T12:00:03.145-05:00<div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-wvHMqT0Z_DA/TuI88GxG_oI/AAAAAAAABns/WAL9KOO_NuA/s1600/securedownload.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-wvHMqT0Z_DA/TuI88GxG_oI/AAAAAAAABns/WAL9KOO_NuA/s400/securedownload.jpeg" width="400" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">3YO: Mommy is the mother.</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Me: Um, yeah.</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">3YO: I'm the son and baby is a son too.</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Me: Right. What about me?</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">3YO: You're the wife</span></b>!</div></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678059838605158668.post-22965936010503169232011-12-04T10:12:00.000-05:002011-12-04T10:12:30.925-05:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-wrJJmgVwAU8/TtOPUo2KBCI/AAAAAAAABmY/evGEQOb3Oy8/s1600/Twit%2521_Arr.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-wrJJmgVwAU8/TtOPUo2KBCI/AAAAAAAABmY/evGEQOb3Oy8/s400/Twit%2521_Arr.jpeg" width="400" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>Me: Give me a kiss. </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>3YO: No! </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>Me: Why not? </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>3YO: Arr pirates don't give kissies! </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>#arrpiraterule</b></span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">s</span></b></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678059838605158668.post-77079552133046409372011-11-27T12:45:00.000-05:002011-11-27T12:45:37.718-05:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-45gZO6wbFzc/Tq71CQIOvnI/AAAAAAAABkI/pCkidGi9R-M/s1600/god+for+J+final+%25282%2529.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="395" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-45gZO6wbFzc/Tq71CQIOvnI/AAAAAAAABkI/pCkidGi9R-M/s400/god+for+J+final+%25282%2529.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">God rested on the seventh day... because he wasn't on a deadline.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</span>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678059838605158668.post-29460830501953384012011-11-13T14:00:00.000-05:002011-11-13T14:00:06.430-05:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-I0CYeYQ0VAU/Tq28bo-AjwI/AAAAAAAABj4/Dy6blffAc0g/s1600/twitink01.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-I0CYeYQ0VAU/Tq28bo-AjwI/AAAAAAAABj4/Dy6blffAc0g/s400/twitink01.jpg" width="390" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Cyclops is such a slut, you guys. #Srsl</span>y</div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com2